"I know what a strawberry tastes like love." Well fuck you too.#itslonelyintheberrystand
Customer: why don’t the strawberries have sticks in them? (I normally give them with sticks to stop grotty hands getting on my plate)
Colin: *gives stick to customer*
Customer: can you not do it for me?
Colin: do it yourself!
Customer: I can’t! I’m illiterate!
And so the week begins again #itslonelyintheberrystand
Customer: ‘do you have any real strawberries?’
Me: *looks at abundance of strawberries before me*
'do you mean do you want a sample?'
Customer: ‘no I mean do you have any real ones that I can actually eat to see what they taste like.’
That’ll be a sample then… #itslonelyintheberrystand
Me: ‘want some fresh strawberries?’
Foreign guy: ‘you are a strawberry’ *winks*
Not sure what this means #itslonelyintheberrystand
'Im just away in to do my shopping I'll come by on the way back.' Aye, right mate, see you then. #itslonelyintheberrystand
Offered a raspberry sample on a stick to a man today, he took my hand in both of his and sucked it off seductively as if I was feeding it to him…#itslonelyintheberrystand